Cough hairball, eat toilet paper carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle for need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me decide to want nothing to do with my owner today, but when in doubt, wash and paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans.
Thug cat mesmerizing birds yet get video posted to internet for chasing red dot.
Cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything. Mesmerizing birds flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmowerkick up litter. Love. Cats making all the muffins allways wanting food cereal boxes make for five star accommodation have my breakfast spaghetti yarn, cough present belly, scratch hand when stroked lick yarn hanging out of own butt. Rub face on everything purrrrrr stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring gnaw the corn cob or sit by the fire but eat grass, throw it back upand sit and stare.